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July 10, 2007

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A Glimpse Of What The 2008 Democrat Convention Will Look Like

Subject: Preliminary Schedule for Opening Day 2008 Democratic Convention
2008 Democratic National Convention - Opening Day Schedule, Denver, Colorado





7:00 PM Opening: flag burning.

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton .

8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 PM Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 PM Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 PM Memorial for Saddam: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 PM Keynote speech: 'The Proper Etiquette for Surrender', French President Jacques Chirac .

9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 PM Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn


9:40 PM Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 PM Dan Rather receives 'Truth in Broadcasting' award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 PM How Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers by Howard Dean.

10:30 PM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.

11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 PM Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 PM 'Our Troops are War Criminals', presented by John Kerry.

11:30 PM Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 AM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Gee I can hardly wait.


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17 Comments:

Blogger The Liberal Lie The Conservative Truth said...

This is hilarious Marie. Thing is it is not to far from reality.

I love the Teddy K stuff (hic).

I do think they should add Tde doing a life guard exibition.

July 10, 2007 4:40 PM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

I'll see what kind of Crazy Teddy Picture I can add to this Ken since I have so many :-)

I think just about everybody knows how I feel about Teddy (Hiccup) Kennedy by now.

July 10, 2007 7:29 PM  
Blogger J_G said...

This one is funny as heck Marie but you forgot one thing though. They begin by raising their own flag, the White surrender monkey flag. I love the idea of Ted Kennedy driving Hillary home, great stuff!

July 11, 2007 5:53 AM  
Blogger Robert said...

I think I have posted that before, but it is jsut as funny as the first time I read it.

I am back from my own exile. Drop in!

July 11, 2007 7:31 AM  
Blogger A.C. McCloud said...

That never fails to make me laugh, every time I see it.

July 11, 2007 9:22 AM  
Blogger DD2 said...

Laughing my ass off.

July 11, 2007 1:48 PM  
Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

exactly Marie!!!

July 11, 2007 4:14 PM  
Blogger Little Miss Chatterbox said...

LOL :-)!!

July 11, 2007 9:37 PM  
Blogger Truth-Pain said...

I followed you from Obobs place :)
I could comment on this post,... :) But I promised myself to be a good boy once i came back from my self-imposed exile .... sooooooooo,... i will leave the remarks to others..... and laugh my ass off all the way back to my blog... Nice Blog BTW.

July 11, 2007 10:40 PM  
Blogger Obob said...

glad to see TP found you. This is a classic. The humor is layered upon layered. I wonder if there is a version from the other side. I'm sure there is it all goes, blame bush

July 12, 2007 5:14 AM  
Blogger TrekMedic251 said...

Too funny!

BTW - save that top pic for the day after the elections.

Or a month after, when the Dumb-o-crats finally exhaust their "the election was stolen again" appeals!

July 12, 2007 8:06 AM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

I just had to share :-)

I get the craziest things in my email but this one was to good to pass up.

Jenn,

Cant you picture Teddy driving Hillary home? lol

Robert,

I was in the middle of posting on your blog lastnight and when I hit publish, the power went out because the damn Indians wont quit dancing around here for thunderstorms and downpours of rain. So I will be over there in a bit to re-post what I posted that never went through :-)

AC,

I suppose this must be floating around the internet, it was just to good to pass up.


DD,

Glad I could return the favor since your blog cracks me up ALL the time :-)

Angel, Dee,

Cant you picture it? lol


True Pain,

Welcome to my blog and thank you.

Dont be shy, you dont have to be a good boy here, no one else is lol


Obob,

I bet you are right, I can just imagine one from the left, exactly, everything would be blamed on Bush, and Teddy would be drinking the whole bottle instead of just raising a toast every 5 minutes!


Trek,

Ha! I will, I save all those crazy pictures and cartoons.

July 12, 2007 10:56 AM  
Anonymous najistani said...

KAFFIRS CAN'T SEE THE WOOD FOR THE TREES

The truth will set you free. And the truth is out there - somewhere.

But how do Mr and Mrs Dhimmicrat find the truth?

There is an immense amount of information on Islam on the internet, but none of it is systematically ordered. An attempt to put things together was made at http://bfbwwiii.blogspot.com/2006/10/silence-of-imams.html but this was not systematically indexed and is far from concise.

One possibilty for educating our fellow kaffirs would be to set up an online one-stop-shop for information on Islam - an ISLAMIC INDEX consisting of an alphabetically arranged single webpage of topics, cross referenced as synonyms where necessary. Each topic could be linked to a concise second level page which gives a brief introduction to the topic and links to offsite detailed information.

The site could be mirrored by counter-jihadist bloggers to guard against censorship or denial of service, and be kept up to date as a communal enterprise. Anyone coming to the top level home page in search of a particular topic would no doubt also find much else to interest them which they never imagined existed.

For example - a skeleton layout of topics:

A
Aisha
- Mohammed's child sex slave

Andalusia
- Moslem Spain - fact and fiction

Appeasement
- why it won't work with Muslims

Apostasy
- death penalty for leaving Islam

Ayatollah Khomeini
- sex with children
- sex with animals
- Salman Rushdie Satanic verses (cr.)

Ayesha (cr. Aisha)


B
Bahai
- persecution of

Barbary pirates
-white slave trade

Bin Laden
- 911

Buddhism
- persecution of
- Buddhas of Bamiyan


C
Christians
- modern Christian dhimmis
- persecution of

Clitoridectomy
- removal of clitoris and outer vagina


D
Deobandi
- Jihadist fanatics

Dhimmis and Dhimmitude
- subjugation of non-Muslims

Doctors
- as terrorists
- why the Hippocratic oath does not apply to treatment of Kaffirs


E
Extortion
-jizya


F
Fatwa


G
Girls
- genital mutilation of


H
Halal
- cruelty to animals

Hatred
- of Kaffir
- of women

Homosexuality
- penalty for

Honour killings



I
Imperialism
- Arab imperialism
- Western imperial guilt

Infants
- thighing of (cr. mufa khathat)

Islam
- bloody history


J
Jahiliyya
- worthlessness of non-Muslim cultures (cr Buddhas of Bamiyan)

Jews
- persecution of

Jihad
- a fundamental obligation


etc etc

July 12, 2007 12:17 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Funny, but too damn close to true for my taste.

July 14, 2007 5:16 PM  
Blogger Skye said...

I think you missed a couple Ted Kennedy Toasts..

Can we label this as "fake, but accurate"?

July 16, 2007 8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ACTUAL DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE

7:00 PM Opening: Ceremonial burning of Confederate Flag

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Logic & Reason

7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 PM Catholic communion, passage from the Torah, hymnal, Hillary casts a spell, etc...

8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 PM Ceremonial tree planting.

8:15 PM Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 PM Memorial for US Constitution: Sandra Day O'Connor

9:00 PM Keynote speech: 'Why America Is So Very Far Behind' the German Prime Minister

9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 PM Collection to benefit funding to reissue search for Osama Bin Laden

9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to dismantle Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn

9:40 PM Dude, Where's My Car?: A short talk by Ted Kennedy

9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 PM Dan Rather receives 'Truth in Broadcasting' award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 PM How Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers by Howard Dean.

10:30 PM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Hillary Rodham Clinton.

11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 PM Al Gore patches hole in Ozone Layer.

11:15 PM 'Our Leaders are War Criminals', presented by John Kerry.

11:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 AM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

12:05 AM Al Gore accepts nomination as Hillary steps out for a powder break...

July 24, 2007 3:10 PM  
Anonymous Party of Family Values said...

LOL...the Republican one will be much shorter!

7:00 PM - 10:00 PM - Top 5 Best Gay Porn Scenes, hosted by Larry Craig and Mark Foley

10:15 PM - 12:00 AM - How to engage in prostitution and reconciliation with a god of your choice, Sen. David Vitter

:)

September 03, 2007 3:36 PM  

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