Happy Valentines Day!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Happy Valentines Day!!
This touched my heart. Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?' Melissa's father thinks a bit, and says, 'No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a Valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden,' her father asks in shock.
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.'
'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, then the marines could shoot the bastard!
This touched my heart. Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?' Melissa's father thinks a bit, and says, 'No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a Valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden,' her father asks in shock.
'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.'
'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, then the marines could shoot the bastard!
Labels: Valentines Day
posted by Marie's Two Cents | 9:30 AM
13 Comments:
Happy Valentines Day to you All.
And Happy Virginia Valentines back at ya!
Great Marie!!!!!!!LOL The ending was not quite expected! Happy Valentines to my OK Friend!
Back at yall too :-)
Ken,
Like that did ya? lol
Marie: You had me all riled and ready to accuse you of becoming a softie until I read the punchline!
Happy V.D.* to you and all your readers.
*Valentines Day
Mike,
I'm glad then that you read the punchline lol
And thank's for clarifying VD as Valentines Day, that could mean so many things lol
Happy Valentines to you too my friend :-)
Happy Valentines day Marie. God bless the Marines too!
And thank's for clarifying VD as Valentines Day, that could mean so many things lol
Maybe I should have offered a clarification at Mike's America?
Happy Valentine's Day!
She's got a plan! LOL! It wouldn't work though. Osama and his ilk don't have hearts.
Happy belated Valentine's Day, Marie!
Happy Valentines Day, Marie!
Love that!
Hope your Valentine's Day was a Happy One!
Bwhahaha!..Hope u got tons o chocolate hun!
Happy Valentines to yall also :-)
I am having a blogger problem, it isnt mailing me when someone replies UGH!
So I have to keep checking posts.
Sweet Jesus why cant blogger work out all the bugs?
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