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February 14, 2008

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Happy Valentines Day!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Happy Valentines Day!!

This touched my heart. Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?' Melissa's father thinks a bit, and says, 'No, I don't think God would get mad.

Who do you want to give a Valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden,' her father asks in shock.

'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.'

'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, then the marines could shoot the bastard!



Blogger DD2 aka Debonair Dude said...

Happy Valentines Day to you All.

February 14, 2008 11:08 AM  
Blogger Cargosquid said...

And Happy Virginia Valentines back at ya!

February 14, 2008 11:53 AM  
Blogger The Liberal Lie The Conservative Truth said...

Great Marie!!!!!!!LOL The ending was not quite expected! Happy Valentines to my OK Friend!

February 14, 2008 12:38 PM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

Back at yall too :-)


Like that did ya? lol

February 14, 2008 4:52 PM  
Blogger Mike's America said...

Marie: You had me all riled and ready to accuse you of becoming a softie until I read the punchline!

Happy V.D.* to you and all your readers.

*Valentines Day

February 14, 2008 8:49 PM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...


I'm glad then that you read the punchline lol

And thank's for clarifying VD as Valentines Day, that could mean so many things lol

Happy Valentines to you too my friend :-)

February 14, 2008 9:22 PM  
Blogger J_G said...

Happy Valentines day Marie. God bless the Marines too!

February 14, 2008 10:31 PM  
Blogger The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

And thank's for clarifying VD as Valentines Day, that could mean so many things lol

Maybe I should have offered a clarification at Mike's America?

Happy Valentine's Day!

February 14, 2008 11:14 PM  
Blogger Gayle said...

She's got a plan! LOL! It wouldn't work though. Osama and his ilk don't have hearts.

Happy belated Valentine's Day, Marie!

February 15, 2008 6:45 AM  
Blogger Daniel Ruwe said...

Happy Valentines Day, Marie!

February 15, 2008 8:46 AM  
Blogger Dan O. said...

Love that!

Hope your Valentine's Day was a Happy One!

February 15, 2008 9:35 AM  
Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

Bwhahaha!..Hope u got tons o chocolate hun!

February 15, 2008 9:49 AM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

Happy Valentines to yall also :-)

I am having a blogger problem, it isnt mailing me when someone replies UGH!

So I have to keep checking posts.

Sweet Jesus why cant blogger work out all the bugs?

February 15, 2008 11:49 AM  

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