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October 01, 2007

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What A Difference 40 Years Makes






SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007
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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking
lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best
friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a
disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him
a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care
and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair
with psychologist.

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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1967 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and
Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given
a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot
speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.

1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security and FBI
called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated; Johnny's Dad goes on a
terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.

1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.




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12 Comments:

Blogger Daniel Ruwe said...

Good post, Marie. It is depressing how things have changed.

October 01, 2007 10:14 AM  
Blogger The Liberal Lie The Conservative Truth said...

Good find Marie! School is certainly different now and the PC crowd has completely destroyed any studen in government schools from aquiring an education that actually taches them something other than liberalism and passing tests that get funds!

October 01, 2007 11:22 AM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

Awww Daniel,

It was suppose to be somewhat funny, just something to lighten the atmosphere a bit.



Ken,

I know, Mikey cant get in a fight today on the playground without SWAT being called lol

October 01, 2007 11:41 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

Hi Marie,

J_G must still be comparing the two scenarios between this example of Liberal idiocies and the Ron Paul Nutwagons. LOL

She's probably scratching her head like me and saying to herself what the heck they seem like the same nutcases. LOL

October 01, 2007 11:51 AM  
Blogger Jennifer (Conservative Chic) said...

Marie....I loved this post! I think because it is so spot on (there is my favorite phrase again). It's amazing what 40 years does to a nation. ACLU and the PC police have certainly changed things. I just hope my kids are far enough removed that this doesn't touch them, although I don't see how that's possible.

October 01, 2007 12:26 PM  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

I know you meant it to be funny. But it's so not. These are the kids that will be running things in a few decades.

October 01, 2007 12:29 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Well Jenn of the Jungle then what is your plan to see to it that this agenda of theirs does not come true.

Just remember Jenn of the Jungle the future is not set we can only do what we can do Legally I mean.

October 01, 2007 1:37 PM  
Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

brilliant Marie!

October 01, 2007 6:40 PM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

Well shoot!

Now that I read it again I guess it is wrather depressing. I thought it was funny at first, but when you get right down to it, it is sad.

October 01, 2007 8:39 PM  
Blogger Dan O. said...

Been sent this one several times in my email.

You know what they say,the truth hurts.

Although, Marie if you don't laugh when you read it, you'll cry.I'd rather laugh.

Voters seem to have gotten what they've asked for by putting the same lame ducks back in office decade after decade.

October 02, 2007 9:37 AM  
Blogger TheCarlsonCrew said...

I thought this was great! Humor is the perfect medium through which to deliver a stinging rebuke, and this hit the nail on the head. Thanks!

If you don't mind, I'm going to link to it!

October 02, 2007 11:00 AM  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

Dan,

Me too, I would wrather laugh.



TheCarlsonCrew,

Love the name lol

Thank's for visiting my blog :-)

I am glad you guy's found this somewhat amusing!

October 02, 2007 1:43 PM  

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