Are You A Republican?
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
posted by Marie's Two Cents | 5:04 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Marie,
That's a liberal alright.
If you haven't seen it here's the GREATEST MOVIE LINE EVER VIDEO
Have a great new year. I pray the fire is controlled soon.
Ron
Well thank you. Tomorrow is suppose to be a bad day as far as fires go here. And I have plains all behind me so I am a little worried, but we Oklahoman's are pretty resiliant. Just get the water hoses out in the morning and hope all goes well. It doesnt feel like Winter here at all it's more like fall or spring!! We mainly need helocopters that can drop water. But we are getting alot of help from other states already so all might be very well.
I LOVE that Movie Clip with Bob Hope. He was one of the funniest I have ever seen. I think he was a Republican lol. If not he sure could have been. That was very funny. I might slide that in my page somewhere if I have room.
Thank's again my friend!!!!
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