I Went Through Hell To Vote

I Was Disenfranchized!!!!

It all started the night before the Election, Nov 6, 2006. First I get this phone call from the Democratic National Committee telling me if I show up at the polls tomorrow I will be ARRESTED! Well naturally I wasnt going to fall for that I thought it was someone just playing a nasty joke. Until the next morning. Nov 7, 2006 I go out to my car to go do my Civil Duty and Vote, all my tires were slashed! And a chain with a big huge lock was fastened from one door handle to another all the way around the car. I'm thinking at this point OK someone is now trying to stop me from voting, so I catch a ride with the neighbor. We pull up, walked toward the polling station and there they were, members of the Democratic National Committee and someone who looked (I cant be sure) but it looked alot like George Soros and friends with Firefighter style water HOSES!! They were getting ready to shoot those hoses at me and my neighbor, and screamed at us "If you go in there and vote Republican you will send us all back to the early civil rights days of the 60's", then they blasted us, we went rolling down the driveway, by the time we came to our senses and dried off a bit the Varments were gone. Convinced now I must vote instead of facing all this Voter intimidation. That wasnt enough for the Dems however, while I'm in the polling station in line to get my ballot, there was a BOMB THREAT! In Oklahoma we take that kind of stuff seriously. So we all had to evacuate, which was sort of ok I guess it gave me extra time to dry off. After the bombsquad left, and we were allowed back in I noticed an extreme amount of Hispanic's, People that looked like they walked right out of jail, and a bunch of people yelling at the poll workers "But I'm Not Dead, Uncle Joe Is Dead", now this was unusual even for Oklahoma. One poll worker got so frustrated he got up and started choking one of the Voters! I still think the Voter should have brought an ID though. After the Police left and took away the poll worker everything appeared to have gone back to normal. I get my ballot and head to the booth to vote, and low and behold another problem some guy got frustrated at one of the machines and broke it. Smashed it to bits by George. So I finally get done and I'm wondering at this point what is going to happen to me once I get to one of the same machines? Well naturally I had to go the whole distance, after all I didnt come this far for nothing, so here I go, I put my ballot in and the machine sucked the damn thing out of my hand so fast it almost took off my finger. I head back to the polling workers for my little "I Voted" sticker. Got it, and me and my neighbor start running not walking back to her car. She starts it up and we were trying to get the hell out of that place, and as we were going back home I put the little sticker on my blouse, as my neighbor was pulling into her driveway she looked at me and started laughing, uncontrolably, I sure wasnt thinking at this point anything was funny. Then she pointed to the sticker on my blouse and instead of it saying "I Voted", it said "Congradulations"!!
Just how much Voter intimidation does a Republican have to take to make the Newspaper? Why am I not hearing about disenfranchized Voters this year? It that just a Democrat thing? Is it ok to torment a Republican but it makes the front page of the New York Times if it's a Democrat? I feel so violated, can something be done to stop the disenfranchizement of Republican Voters? Maybe I should just move to Canada!