History Quiz-Profiling

>HISTORY TEST
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>Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
>choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
>happened!!!
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>Do you remember?
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>1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
>a. Superman
>b. Jay Lenno
>c. Harry Potter
>d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
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>2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by:
>a. Olga Corbett
>b. Sitting Bull
>c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>a. Lost Norwegians
>b. Elvis
>c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
>by:
>a. John Dillinger
>b. The King of Sweden
>c. The Boy Scouts
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>a. A pizza delivery boy
>b. Pee Wee Herman
>c. Geraldo Rivera
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
>old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
>wheelchair by:
>a. The Smurfs
>b. Davy Jones
>c. The Little Mermaid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
>trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>a. Captain Kidd
>b. Charles Lindberg
>c. Mother Teresa
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>a. Scooby Doo
>b. The Tooth Fairy
>c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>a. Richard Simmons
>b. Grandma Moses
>c. Michael Jordan
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>a. Mr. Rogers
>b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
>problems
>c. The World Wrestling Federation
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
>missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
>one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
>by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
>a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
>b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>c. Mr. Bean
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
>a. Enron
>b The Lutheran Church
>c. The N FL
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>a. Bonnie and Clyde
>b. Captain Kangaroo
>c. Billy Graham
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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>Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
>you?
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>So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
>intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
>allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
>80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
>identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
>security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
>Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
>between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

I Think Not!!!