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Homeland Security Advisory

April 01, 2005

Feed Shark Turbo Tagger

After The Last Few Weeks Time To Lighten Up A Bit

American Diplomacy (Bush is smarter than I thought he was)

George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to
Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded. My people's favorite form
of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within
their power to help you," replied President Bush.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you send 1,000,000
condom ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?" said Bush.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 2"
in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how
those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company "I
need a favor. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia?"

"Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company.

"Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and
2" in diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE: SMALL
on each one!!!"

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