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Homeland Security Advisory

October 31, 2004

Feed Shark Turbo Tagger

Well this Comes As No Surprise

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
complaining that she couldnt figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
Watch this! he said...Nelson!
The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
Willie! he continued....and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd say, Beethoven, she'd get beautiful classical music, and if
she said, Beatles! she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.

ASSHOLES! she yelled.

John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung
by the Dixie Chicks...

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